The Graveyard Shift
Up all night? So are these guys. they seem to never, ever sleep, and only twwo of them have a reason! They’re in Romania!
MEET MASTAWOLF!
Do or do not, there is no try
Mastawolf is probably the most far out member of Clan Of The Fanboys. Wolfy for short he lives in Carolina. He is here to make the world a less dull place. He likes the type of movie you wouldn’t but is willing to teach the ancient Chinese secret to learn how to. If it is comics that you crave he can provide that little ball of joy for you as well. You can always find him online either on the computer or on Xbox live. But if he is not there you’re screwed. You’re going to have to look for him at Hooter’s. He only goes there for the wings he swears.
Mastawolf just wants to be there when someone falls on their face (not really… but yeah he does). Always ready for a good time. So call him if you need a wing man. A bit shy at first meeting , but give him a minute to get that frigging song out of his head ( Damn you Hanson).
Mastawolf’s Inner Fanboy LOVES: –
Batman, Dead pool, Spider-Man, STAR WARS (yes numbers 3-6), Marvel and DC, werewolves, James Cameron, Mutant League the cartoon show, Pixar, Ninjas, Transformers, Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Fire Fly and Serenity, Predator, SNES, Xbox, Timesplitters, pirates, Dragonball (All of the cartoon series), Neil Gaiman, All Asian foods, documentaries, Game Stop, Chanukah, Burt and Ernie (Totally not Gay), Eminem, Linkin Park, Jay-Z, playboys and Penthouse (hehehe), the color orange and brown and All odd numbers, Finally anything that has to do with Halo huge fan boy (and proud of it).
Mastawolf’s Inner Fanboy HATES –
HTML (I want to kill the internet), Sparkly skinned douche bags (aka twilight), Walker Texas Ranger (wait but you said Chuck Norris? I know I just really hate that show!! Damn I hate that show.) People who think the PS3 is better (It is! Oh yeah then why does everyone play Xbox live more than they do the PSN), Politics
Finding Mastawolf
- MySpace – http://www.myspace.com/mastawolf
- Xbox Live – Mastawolf
- Twitter – http://twitter.com/Mastawolf
Leave Mastawolf a message anytime at mastawolf@clanofthefanboys.com
MEET WILD!
Respect the classics man
Well Wild is surely the most far out of the fanboys , where you might ask , well here’s a shocker, Romania. He got his name by doing some stuff that resulted in a few broken bones and other stuff , let’s just say he won’t do any stunts anymore and that he won’t go all out in a mosh pit. He likes to listen to music , go out with the dudes and dudettes for a beer of something , go to a concert , play the guitar and stuff.He’s been a gamer as far as he can recall and that’s when he was about 3 years old , he is a diehard Metal and Star Wars fan and that’s all he can say about myself , well not really but you understand.Soo if you ever need the gaming wisdom of a 14 year veteran or want to talk Star Wars he’s you’re dude.
Wild’s Inner Fanboy LOVES –
Metal , Star Wars , games , RPG’s , RTS’s , FPS’s , TBS’s , Pizza, Pepsi , Donuts , more PIZZA , Music , Guitar , Heavy metal documentaries (especialy about the 80’s) , Alexi Laiho , Ozzy Osbourne ,Headbanging , Tim Burton , George Lucas , Spaceballs , Nostalgia Critic , The Bum , Angry Video Game Nerd and more stuff that don’t come to mind at the moment.
Wild’s Inner Fanboy HATES –
Uwe Boll , Stupid People , Trolls , Crappy game based movies and the other way aroud , AVATAR and stuff.
Leave Wild a message anytime at wild@clanofthefanboys.com
MEET PYRO LEMMING OF DOOM!
Toasting fellow lemmings since before you were born
Pyrolemming of doom is Stones younger, more charming and dashing brother. He is mainly making videos for the site but will do other posts. Pyro Lemming of Doom also has the distinct honor of having the longest fanboy name on the site and will do anything to keep it that way…ANYTHING! When not playing dangerously with a flamethrower Pyro Lemming of Doom can be found with his crew in Austin probably going on some crazy awesome adventure or just filming some random short video. Other times he can be found playing video games or watching one of his many yet to be watched movies.
Pyro Lemming of Doom is driven by is immense urge to take over the world through the power of toast. He can get along with just about anyone. Though he is not one to shy away from beating someone within the inch of their life with a paper clip for insulting his ways or just anyone who just happens to piss him off for some strange reason.
Pyro Lemming of Doom’s Inner Fanboy LOVES –
George Lucas, STAR WARS!!!, Michael Crichton, zombies, Quintin Tarantino, James Cameron, Invader Zim, Godzilla(original), GI Joe, Dr. Who, Battlestar Galactica, Playstation, Xbox, Timesplitters, pirates(when was the last time you saw a ninja with a wench?), monkeys, board games, Battle Royale, Chinese food, Pizza, Mass Effect, Killzone, Spaceballs, Ghostbusters, The Thrawn Trilogy, Coca Cola, Starship troopers(book and the first movie), Fallout 1-3, Lego.
Pyro Lemming of Doom’s Inner Fanboy HATES –
HTML codes, Twilight(and anything else that makes vampires into pansies complaining about love), people that say that the XBox 360 is the best thing to grace this hunk of rock, Starship Troopers 2.
Finding Pyro Lemming of Doom
- Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/PyroLemmingofdoom
- MySpace(It’s a bit empty) – http://www.myspace.com/angrypyrolemur
Leave Pyro Lemming of Doom a message anytime at -pyrolemmingofdoom@clanofthefanboys.com
MEET CINEMA WIZARD!
Read more about this fanboy soon
