The Original FanBoys
Meet the Original FanBoys. Why are they original? Were they the first FanBoys ever? Of course not. These are the guys that this very site you are looking at is based upon. If it were not for their fortuitous chance of meeting, the world would never know their combined brilliance!
MEET STONE!
Making the world a better, undead free place for YOU
Stone is the founder of Clan Of The Fanboys. He made the site cause he really wanted a place for all of his friends to come together and do something with the ideas they have. At least that’s what he claims. His real motives may be something a little more sinister. I guess we will never know. Or will we?….
Always up for a good time, Stone often finds himself unable to control what comes out of his mouth and he has been granted the Yellow Dragon (an award for doing or saying something completely out there and gross) many, many times. He gets along with pretty much anyone except Rex’s sister. He claims she is some sort of Anti-Christ in human form. Stone never misses an opportunity to just let loose. He considers his friends his family and some of them have even gotten 2am drunken calls from him about how he can only open one eye.
What makes Stone tick is his sense of his inner Fanboy. Never one to shy away from what makes him so uniquely him has led to many a crazy adventure, from credit card ladies at the mall to Freak Food Challenges of DOOM! This site is his gift to the world so that everyone can come together and have a great big ol’ Fanboy orgy. (get your minds out of the gutter)
Stone’s Inner Fanboy LOVES –
Tim Burton, Spider-Man, STAR WARS!!!, Marvel, Michael Crichton, zombies, vampires, James Cameron, Quinten Tarantino, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (both new and old), Invader Zim, bizarre Japanese movies like RoboGeisha, Pixar, Disney, Transformers, GI Joe, anything Jim Henson especially Farscape, the Alien movies, Sega, Xbox, Final Fantasy 7, Timesplitters, pirates, monkeys, speed racer, Neon Genisis Evangelion, Dragonball z (but not that awful live action American POS) , HeroScape, board games, Silver Hawks, Battle Royale, Ted Dekker, Interview with a Vampire, Neil Gaiman, Chinese food, Hawaiian Pizza, art films, art museums, paper craft, Halloween, Grimace (used to dress up as him actually), Mass Effect, Darkstalkers, Rival Schools (the game not the band), Eminem, Linkin Park, Madonna, Mozart, vintage pin-up girls, toys and statues, Squee, the color green, all things Space Channel 5 and word that begin with U.
Stone’s Inner Fanboy HATES-
Posers and band-wagon jumpers – the people who like something cause it is the ‘in’ thing at the moment, seafood, Sailor Moon, idots, the number 6, Twilight and of course all things related to anyhting that ruins the core concept of what we love. Like the proposed He-Man movie where Adam was a marine sucked into Eternia through a portal wher ehe must take up the helm of He-Man to beat Skeletor and his army of robots bent on destroying all magic on Eternia. Yes, you read that right. It is things like this that just piss the Hell out of him.
Finding Stone
- Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/VivaFentoozler?ref=profile
- MySpace – http://www.myspace.vom/vivafentoozler
- Xbox Live – Slaten
- Twitter – http://twitter.com/Slaten
- Massify- http://massify.com/profiles/slaten
Leave Stone a message anytime at stone@clanofthefanboys.com
MEET REX!
It doesn’t count if you use tape…
Rex is an artist and gamer from the frozen north. He’s been drawing and gaming as long as he can remember. He was once a hardcore gamer, importing systems to play better versions of games, and practing endlessly, but he’s since moved on, playing games to have fun. He’s also constantly creating superheroes and ideas for comics and shows. Unfortunately, he never seems able to finish anything he starts. But if he ever gets it together he’s got a backlog of “great” ideas to use.
Rex’s Inner Fanboy LOVES –
fighting games, rpgs, games that actually have character design, Magic the gathering, Heroscape, Warhammer fantasy and 40k, Reel Big Fish, DHC, Muffindust, Darkstalkers, Rival Schools, Skies of Arcadia, Valkyria Chronicles, Seekers Vengance, Adam Warren, Fred Perry, Takahito Harada, Excel Saga, Claymore, Tsubasa, Gurren Lagann, Disgaea, Bengus, Akiman, Grandia, vertebrate paleontology, animation and games in general, i suppose, parody, inside jokes, awesomely dumb ideas like ninjas fighting zombie dinosaurs, reading, the Lonely Island, Movits
Rex’s Inner Fanboy HATES –
motion controls, spikes, the wii, paleobotany, 80s metal, people that take things waaay to seriously, motion controls, “games” that are all story and no actual game, motion control wedged into games that neither need nor benefit from it, the lack of 2d, the fact that game series i like never seem to continue, killer bunnies, that Stone came to me for superhero ideas, then told me they werent serious enough, motion controls
Finding Rex
- Gamertag- Nosfertaco
- PSN – Pterakros (but thats never online)
Leave Rex a message anytime at rex@clanofthefanboys.com
MEET VARIABLE J!
Mottos are for losers
Variable J is the co-captain of CotF. He, along with Stone and Rex, has always wanted a site for the everyday gamer/geek to head to and share pleasant and civil discourse with his or her fellow gamer/geek. Then he realized this was the internet and that would never work, so they made CotF.com instead.
He has been gaming since before kindergarten, thats right, his first schooling came with a joystick. Joystick! You read right kiddos, Variable J is old school, Maganavox Odyssey 2 old school. He has seen it all, TurboGraphix16, Thac0, BattleTech vs. Robotech, Starblazers, G-Force, and everything in between, but do not think he is some rabid fanboy. Nay, Variable J loves to just chill and play; win or lose, he just wants to be. To raise his ire, however, is to stir a sleeping giant, and to gain an enemy for life, or until you rectify the situation. He looks forward to the future of his hobbies to see what new and amazing technologies will be unvieled for no other purpose than to further his enjoyment.
Variable J’s Inner Fanboy HATES –
His BlackBerry Curve, IDW, Image, zombies, zombie killing, vampires, vampire killing, werewolves, transforming robots, video games, games with little army men, winning, losing, Games Workshop, Dan Abnett, Nick Kymes, The Horus Heresy, Sandy Mitchell, Black Library, techno, trance, the Aquabats, chill, punk, ska, rockabilly, your mom, Clash of the Titans, God of War series, green tea, Xbox Live, his friends, Portal, Borderlands, Cpt. Hardcore, Harry Turtledove, Star Wars episodes III, IV, and V only, Thundercats, Silver Hawks, music, food, the art of Eric Fonseca, the art of Raymond Swanland, the art of RK Post, the art of Eric Theesfeld, the art of J. Ritter, internet porn, Invader Zim, arcades(RIP), people who know games are supposed to be fun first, Samurai Pizza Cats, Pot Shot, Wizards of the Coast, Magic the Gathering, Bolterandchainsword.com, Waylandgames.com, Warseer.com, MTGSalvation.com, PDCmagic.com, the internet, air, water, Mother Earth, and a much more, homeboy.
Variable j’sInner Fanboy HATES –
The American Godzilla, Uwe Boll, the works of Uwe Boll, Hollywood, greedy industrialists, downers, variant covers and repaints, people who think games are only about winning, not being able to always feed my hobby monsters, things that suck, and a whole plethora of things that are best left undisclosed.
Finding Variable J
- XBox Live – Zero Monroe
- Facebook – http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=1760567487
Send Variable J a message anytime at variablej@clanofthefanboys.com
